The Footie Song

Adam & Joe är namnen på två brittiska radiopratare/TV-profiler/Musiker/Komiker etc. De har vid flera tillfällen spelat in plojlåtar med tillhörande videos. Trots att de enligt egen utsago inte kan något om fotboll tyckte de ironiskt att vägen uppför topplistorna skulle gå lättast via en “Footie Song”.

Texten i sin helhet:

Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,
ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,

I’ve got a skill, the skill is for football,
I’ve got a hat,
woooh,
I’ve got a scarf,
the scarf is for football,
I’ve got a rat-tle,

Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,

When I go see United,
I get over excited,
When I go see Millwall,
I know I’ll see a good game of football,
When I go see Tottenham,
I know there be no stoppin em, When I go see spurs,
Its cold

Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,

When the games begining,
all the crowd start singing,
when the goals start scoring,
it becomes less boring,
when I go see Arsenal,
I reckon they can pass em all,
when I go see Villa,
my view is blocked by a concrete pillar,

Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,

All the team wear numbers,
I **** their jumpers,
strips are different colours,
it helps to sort out one from the other,
when the game gets dirty, oooh, the ref becomes all shirty, oi ref, when the teams change ends,
its time to talk tactics with my friend,

Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,
Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,

here we go,
G L E N H O D D L E I S H A V I N G A G O A L,
Glen Hoddle is having a goal,

foot foot foot foot ball,
ball ball ball ball foot,
foot kick kick kick foot,
foot kick ball goal,

Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,

When I go see Rovers,
I wear my Rovers pullovers,
When I go see Leeds,
they seem to achieve alot of high ball speds,
When I go see Nottingham,
there don’t half seem alot of them,
When I go see Chelsea,
spend half the match in a queue for a wee wee,

Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football,
Ball ball ball,
footie footie footie,
Ball ball ball, football.
Foot, foot foot foot foot football.