Did he really say that? (2009-)

by Henrik on February 10, 2010 · 8 comments

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En liten uppdatering är på sin plats:

“He’ll go bald, lose his teeth and legs, but he’ll always have that technique and touch of a top player.”
Alex McLeish om 36 år unga Kevin Phillips

“I don’t think you’ve got any viewers left. It was an abysmal game to be honest.”
Sunderlands manager Mick McCarthy till TV-reportern som intervjuade honom efter 0-0 mot Stoke

“All I’ll say is that if that penalty decision isn’t harsh then my name is Jock McTavish and I’m going to be an extra in the next Braveheart movie.”
Ian Holloway, numera i Blackpool

“I don’t know Thierry personally but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and he’s probably one of the fairest footballers you’ll ever meet.”
Har Harry Kewell träffat Thierry Henry eller inte?!

“It’s difficult to see if the whistle has gone.”
ESPN:s kommentator under Hull-Chelsea

“Shall we sing a song for you?”
Portsmouth-fansens sång till hemmapubliken på Old Trafford

“Shall we score a goal for you?”
United-fansens svar

“It was disappointing but we just didn’t do enough in the last third. Usually we would expect to score a goal in something like the 96th or 97th minute, and we didn’t do that.”
Gary Neville, Manchester United

“The game is simple: the more times you put the ball in the back of the net, the world is a better place, that’s for sure.”
Gordon Strachan förklarar poängen med fotboll

“Anledningen att folk pratar bakom våra ryggar är för att vi är så långt framför dem”
Jonas Strandell, Hoof It Up

“Do you think West Ham will struggle this season or climb gradually away from safety?”
Gary Lineker, ehh…

“Whether it’s the internet, radio, television, there are always areas of debate, but you have to accept it. The media now has become an absolute monster.”
Stokes manager Tony Pulis är inte rädd för monster under sängen

“Liverpool have got great experience in this fixture.”
Alan Smith om Merseyside-derbyt. Och vi som trodde Everton var lika erfarna…

“It’s like going into a car showroom saying ‘I want that Bentley’, then the salesman tells you it doesn’t have an engine and you say ‘I want it anyway’.”
Bruce Grobbelaar om, tror vi, Alberto Aquilani, på TalkSport

“Domenech is the worst coach France have had since Louis XVI.”
Eric Cantona om Frankrikes förbundskapten

“Am I a racist? I am a desperado and a bad boy and whether in England, France or Senegal, I sell papers. They try to find out things about me all the time. But I am mentally strong and they can’t hurt me. I get booed wherever I go, but I have never let my fans down. I am the leader. El Hadji Diouf is a star whether you like it or not. Everybody knows me.”
El Hadji Diouf sviker aldrig

“I don’t want to go on about money but the wages of their director of football alone are probably five times my playing budget.”
Macclesfields manager Keith Alexander efter matchen mot Notts County

“We made Burton look like Barcelona.”
Morecambes manager Sammy McIlroy efter 2-5-förlusten på Pirelli Stadium.

“Is there anything positive you can say about Everton’s display?”
“Er – it’s not six-nil yet?”
Studiodiskussion på Radio 5 live vid ställningen 0-5

“The management are doing well to keep us away from the media.”
Gareth Barry, Manchester City

“A night without a game of football on television leaves me a little bit disillusioned. England is a good country because it gets dark early in winter, you go home and you’re in an environment where you want to watch television….my wife understands my passion and is ready to pay the price.”
Arsene Wenger

“The fourth official has indicated there will be some extra time.”
Hört i högtalarsystemet i Huddersfield

“Harry Redknapp phoned me and said it’s the 21st century – how long since we put a man on the moon? And yet Fifa won’t let us have cameras on the goalposts?”
Neil Warnock, Crystal Palace, var inte helt nöjd efter “skandalen” i matchen mot Bristol City

“It is impossible for me to explain that to you… it would be a bit like you trying to explain childbirth to me.”
Celtics manager Gordon Strachan när en kvinnlig journalist ber honom sammanfatta matchen mot St Mirren

“The manager has said if I carry on like this they will have to name a stand at Molineux after me. It was nice to hear but they would never fit a name as long as mine on it!”
Wolves-anfallaren Sylvan Ebanks-Blake

“Liverpool are playing 4-4-1.”
Trevor Francis kan ha hittat förklaringen till Liverpools många kryss

“I remember when we used to play against Wimbledon – the team doctor was far busier stitching my players up than I was sitting on the bench.”
Trots det uttalandet tycker Arsene Wenger att motståndarna går för hårt fram mot hans spelare

“It surprised me that they played all the top stars. Disappointed me!”
Coventrys manager Chris Coleman efter mötet med Chelsea i FA-cupen

“In goal for Aston Villa, Brad Pitt.”
En rysk kommentator läser Aston Villas laguppställning

“Yes, Manchester United are the best team in England, but you have to ask how good has the Premier League been since I left? If I was at a top club in England I think the title race might have been a lot closer this year.”
Jose Mourinho är ödmjukhet personifierad

“You tend to wonder if he actually has a left foot.”
Sky Sports kommentator om Pascal Chimbonda

“Arsenal have won their last four matches 0-0.”
Sky Sports kommentator slår till igen!

Mer följer…

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Johnny December 7, 2009 at 21:01

“We’ll be going into added-time soon, I’m sure Alex will tell the fourth official how much soon.”
Alan Green on 5 live during the Man Utd-Sunderland game. (Adnan, UK).

Jonas December 9, 2009 at 11:58

Johnny: Hahahaha!! Åh vad bra…

layer road December 14, 2009 at 21:17

I helgen gnällde ju Alex Ferguson på att domaren bara la till tre minuter så deras lag inte hade chansen att göra några mål. Trots allt spelade man bara 90 minuter innan så varför inte passa på och göra mål då.

Nä, herrarna i ManUre och Arsenal borde lära sig att respektera domarna.

Henrik December 17, 2009 at 19:16

Absolut inte 2009, men onekligen värda att dra fram igen!

“For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.”
(John Motson)

“And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley……unless somebody knocks us out.”
(Dave Bassett)

“The game is balanced in Arsenal’s favour.”
(John Motson)

“Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I’m sure today’s won’t be any different.”
(Trevor Brooking)

“I’m not a believer in luck….. but I do believe you need it.”
(Alan Ball)

My Doctor told me to take a complete break from football. That’s why I ended up at Molineux
(Tommy Docherty)

Tomas G March 1, 2010 at 14:44

Daily Mails Piers Morgan i söndagens tidning: “det sägs att John Terry är snäll mot barn men det sa man ju om Krays också…”
Jo ni vet gangsterbröderna i Londons East End på 60-talet.

Nick March 2, 2010 at 10:26

Haha, Piers Morgan är oftast riktigt rolig, att han sen är rabiat Arsenalfan gör väl att det är ännu lättare och roligare att ge sig på Terry ;) I say keep it up! :)

Henrik March 2, 2010 at 12:01

Häromåret sparkade TfL en operatör som tog sig för stora friheter när hon läste upp meddelanden för resenärerna i tunnelbanan. Emma Clarke’s försvarstal – “You’ve got the microphone. It’s a Monday morning. There are hundreds of bored commuters listening. The temptation is simply too much…” – lyckades inte rädda jobbet, tyvärr.

Här är några av hennes meddelanden:

“We would like to remind our American tourist friends that you are almost certainly talking too loudly.”

“Would the passenger in the red shirt pretending to read the paper but who is actually staring at that woman’s chest please stop. You are not fooling anyone, you filthy pervert.”

“Would passengers filling in answers on their Sudokus please accept that they are just crosswords for the unimaginative and are not in any way more impressive just because they contain numbers.”

“Here we are crammed again into a sweaty Tube carriage … If you’re female smile at the bloke next to you and make his day. He’s probably not had sex for months.”

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